Next life by Woody Allen

I don't know whether you have come across this, but I found this on the net....Woody Allen memang pelik, and so does his imagination on next life..

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!" -- Woody Allen

Fuh!...what do you want to be in the next life? Of course, sebagai orang islam kita percaya hari pembalasan, syurga dan neraka. How about you?...

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Joanna Woon said...

Interesting idea. It's like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button. In Buddhism, we do believe in reincarnation and next lives and so on. It's similar concept where, if you did good, you get good karma, and you'd be "rewarded" in good ways and vice versa. Probably Heaven and Hell is here itself. You see both the good and the bad. If the next life does exist, and if choice is given, I would like to be a man. You know, to see what is it like.

Almiraz said...

A man Jo?...man?? you nak ada p****??...this is weird...and you don't get to dress up as fancy as a woman.... and cuti menses (from prayers) and cuti bersalin...and known reasons for having headaches or pms....and having baby...hmmm....well, it's your say...

Joanna Woon said...

I guess my reasons (besides the physique) would be that being a woman, sometimes, it makes me feel vulnerable and insecure. Like you feel insecure when you go out late at night or even you are just out alone; or at a parking lot. But being a man, you might be less of a target of crooks.

In this topic of life after life, if you have been a woman and a man, then after that you could decide which is better.

I believe both are equally important but it's a fact that woman suffers more physical pain.

Almiraz said...

Yeah, u have a point there...about insecurity..

Woman suffers more physical pains...sebab tu we are all more pain resistant than men.......I mean kita tahan lebih kuat lagi emotionally dari lelaki...

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